They both fiddle with a rod
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He fiddled up a little kid.
He was fiddling with the kids. *
Because he might fiddle with your kids.
You can spill your beer on a fiddle.
A fiddle between the sheets
He just started fiddling with it.
A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.
They weren't hiring.
They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun
Fresh bait
For the halibut
Because violins is not the answer...
Spit, swallow, gargle.
The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Curt 'n Rod
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
He has a no-trade Claus
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".
Greengos*
So blind people can hate them to
