They both fiddle with a rod
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He fiddled up a little kid.
He was fiddling with the kids. *
Because he might fiddle with your kids.
You can spill your beer on a fiddle.
A fiddle between the sheets
He just started fiddling with it.
A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.
A Chromophobe.
Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.
When he's completely out of line
Just for the halibut.
Put up a "Now Hiring" sign.
What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest
Because the devil takes many forms.
Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.
The devil has standards.
A: Will the defendant please rise.
They have to find babysitters for their wives.
Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..
Fire truck.
How red their necks are.