What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me"

What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?

Psst...Who washes your ... sheets

What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Fiddle Jokes More Fiddle Jokes

Why was the violin coach arrested ?

He was fiddling with the kids. *

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.