What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

they get all over the sheets.

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

Why couldn't they show the orchestra concert on TV?

There was too much sax and violins.

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

A: You get light music.

Fiddle Jokes More Fiddle Jokes

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.