What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Fiddle Jokes More Fiddle Jokes

Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.

What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets