What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?

Psst...Who washes your ... sheets

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

Fiddle Jokes More Fiddle Jokes

Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod