What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

Fiddle Jokes More Fiddle Jokes

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod