How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

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Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you?

A phone moan.

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

Pumpkin Patch Jokes More Pumpkin Patch Jokes

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!