How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

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Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

Pumpkin Patch Jokes More Pumpkin Patch Jokes

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

How do you fix a Jack O Latern?

With a pumpkin patch!