How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

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Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?

The roller ghosted.

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

Pumpkin Patch Jokes More Pumpkin Patch Jokes

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!