How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

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Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?

Ban-she ban-she !

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

Pumpkin Patch Jokes More Pumpkin Patch Jokes

How do you fix a Jack O Latern?

With a pumpkin patch!

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.