How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

zero, because none of them knows how to

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How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern?

They both have empty heads.

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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

How do you fix a Jack O Latern?

With a pumpkin patch!