How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch! - Sokka

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How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern?

They both have empty heads.

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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

How do you fix a Jack O Latern?

With a pumpkin patch!