How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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How are cancer and pregnancy similar?

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

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How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern?

They both have empty heads.

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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.