What cheese is the most religious?

Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)

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What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument?

A double quarter pounder with cheese.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours...?

Not *your* cheese!

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What type of milk is swiss cheese made of?

Whole milk.

What cheese is the most religious?

Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)

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Why could Neo from the Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity -I'll see myself out

Why doesn't the pope like continuous functions?

They're not hole-y.