What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

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Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?

He wanted his *Kidneys*.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What type of cheese is strong?

Shredded cheese.

What's Medusa's favorite kind of cheese?

Gorgonzola.

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What kind of letters would you send to capital cities?

A: Capital letters.

What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon?

Sow-r dough bread.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

How do you start a rave in Africa?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling