What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

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Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

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What's Afghanistan's National Bird?

An American drone.

What do you call an American girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A Virgin.

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What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

What does cheese say when you take its picture?

Make sure you get my Gouda side!

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What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!