What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala

American Jokes More American Jokes

How much do Americans like racist jokes?

Enough to make one President.

What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

How do you discuss cheese with a Welshman?

Very Caerphilly.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young"

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What do astronauts put on their toast?

Space Jam.

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.