Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

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What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

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What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

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Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

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Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!

Why do scientists call Helium , Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium , You'd Barium!