Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

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What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ?

Barium

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

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Why is Helium so trustworthy?

Because HE's noble.

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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Why do scientists call Helium , Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium , You'd Barium!

What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why do scientists call Helium , Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium , You'd Barium!