Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

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Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

Why do scientists call Helium , Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium , You'd Barium!

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What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

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What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

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Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!

Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!