Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!

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How did Chernobyl disaster happen ?

scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

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What do you do to a chemist after they're dead?

you barium

What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad"

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What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

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What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

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Why do scientists call Helium , Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium , You'd Barium!

Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!