Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

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What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

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What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

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Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

Why do scientists call Helium , Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium , You'd Barium!

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Why do scientists call Helium , Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium , You'd Barium!

Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!