What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

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What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project?

Krautsourcing

What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a homeless man who works at McDonalds?

One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.

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How do you know when you have a high sperm count?

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...

How do you get your partner to give you head?

Put them in a guillotine.

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Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

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What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go