What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

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How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

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How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

How can you tell if your sperm count is high?

Your partner has to chew before they swallow.

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Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

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What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.