What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

Partner Jokes More Partner Jokes

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

George Michael Jokes More George Michael Jokes

What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.

What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance