What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

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What did the magician say to the aerial student?

I work on a different plane

How did the bird get his bluetooth to work?

He had to parrot.

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Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

How can you tell if your sperm count is high?

Your partner has to chew before they swallow.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.