What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

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Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

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Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

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Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

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What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.