What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

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What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

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What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

How can you tell if your sperm count is high?

Your partner has to chew before they swallow.

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Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance