What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.

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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

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Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.

What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.