What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the Priest favorite breakfast?

Kids.

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

Clone Jokes More Clone Jokes

Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

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Who wants gold?

amuse me first...hahaha

Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*