What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

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Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

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What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

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What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake?

Yolko Oh-no

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

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What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

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What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.