What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

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How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

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Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated

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Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"