What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

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What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

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How many reps would you usually do?

he asked. "A million," I rep lied.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

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What's John Lennon's favorite card game?

Yoko Uno

Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

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What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

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Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.