What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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How can you make a small fortune?

start with a big one

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

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What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

W Jokes More W Jokes

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

Clone Jokes More Clone Jokes

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.