What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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What do you call someone who went into a birth clinic and started shooting at everyone there?

Spawn camper.

Why did the solar wind start having hot flashes?

It was experiencing magnetopause.

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Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: a word

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

W Jokes More W Jokes

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

Clone Jokes More Clone Jokes

What do you get when you clone a cyborg?

A cyclone.

Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.