What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

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How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

A: Endless Bread!

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What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?

A good days hunting.

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What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

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What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.