Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

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What's the best part of Chinese food?

The 4/10 cookie

What do you call a Chinese Podiatrist?

Hee Lan To

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Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

Wong Jokes More Wong Jokes

Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian baby?

Two Wongs don't make a white

Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby?

Because black people make "Wong" decisions!

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What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

Caucasian Jokes More Caucasian Jokes

Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

What's the difference between a Caucasian and an asian?

The cauc.

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Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

What kind of dogs are full of Chinese scientists?

Yellow labs