Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

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What do you call a Chinese speaking person who complains a lot?

wo ai ni

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Hi Ping

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Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

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It was the Wong choice

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Sum sing wong

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A cyclone.

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Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

What's the difference between a Caucasian and an asian?

The cauc.

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What kind of dogs are full of Chinese scientists?

Yellow labs

Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.