Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How's the new Chinese restaurant downtown?

Eh... It's tso-tso.

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did the Saudi restaurant get in trouble?

They put the Umm Ali next to the Baba Ghanoush.

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

Wong Jokes More Wong Jokes

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Why can't a Chinese couple get a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

Clone Jokes More Clone Jokes

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

What do you get when you clone a cyborg?

A cyclone.

Caucasian Jokes More Caucasian Jokes

What do you call two Caucasian fellows in a box?

Saltines.

What do you call a rooster from China?

Caucasian

Chinese Scientist Jokes More Chinese Scientist Jokes

Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

What kind of dogs are full of Chinese scientists?

Yellow labs