Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

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What do you call a Chinese millionaire?

Cha Ching

How heavy is a Chinese dumpling?

Wonton.

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Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

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Why can't Asian couples have a caucasian child?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

Why can't an Asian couple have a white child?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

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What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

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What do you call a rooster from China?

Caucasian

Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television?

Because the white balance was off on the camera.

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What kind of dogs are full of Chinese scientists?

Yellow labs

Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.