Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

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Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?

A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!

What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.