Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

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Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What do you call a teacher who's always late for school?

Mr Bus.

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

What happened to your homework?

Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

What is can't short for ?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.