Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

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Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

A private tooter

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

What are pupils at ghost schools called?

Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.

Why was the Cyclops a terrible teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do Asians squint with their eyes?

Because bombs are bright.

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P