She was cross eyed.
Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
My eye
he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.
Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.