Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

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Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What do you call the teacher who's late?

Mister bus

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.