What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!

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How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

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What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of 4.

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Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!