What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!

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What is the rapper's favorite bread?

2 Grainz

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

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How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

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What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.