Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

quatro cinco

Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.

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Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

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What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

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What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6