Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.

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What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?

Flip it upside-down.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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What do you call a 5' 2" fortune teller that has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large

What's Terrance Howard's favorite Radiohead song?

1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"