Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.

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What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win."

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

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Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.

How are men like television commercials?

A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.

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Who has more testicles?

contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.