Neighbor.
I don't want to taco bout it.
The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.
Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).
Laxatives.
CATHOLICS: 18
Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.
Neighbor
They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?
When it's being built!
Damn, I burnt one...
A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)