Neighbor.
Because it was Frigid
He wanted his *Kidneys*.
Juans upon a time.
Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects
A: Play ball.
Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)
A coconut!
They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?
Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.
None. He ....
He read it in the Hobbituary.