Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?

He wanted his *Kidneys*.

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He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

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Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?

He wanted his *Kidneys*.