Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?

He wanted his *Kidneys*.

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What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

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What was Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite snack?

Chopped dates.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

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What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.