What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

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What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

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Why do black people have white palms?

There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.

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You can drop her off anywhere.

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What is the best thing about duct tape?

It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.

What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

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What is the best thing about gaffer tape ?

It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

Why ya going to the airport?

Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."