What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

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What do you get when turn three blondes upside down?

Two brunettes and a red-head.

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

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Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

What's the best part of a movie?

The climax.

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

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What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

What is the best thing about gaffer tape ?

It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"