What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

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Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

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What's the best part of Chinese food?

The 4/10 cookie

What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

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What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

What is the best thing about gaffer tape ?

It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"