What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

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What is the cow's holiday greeting?

Mooooory Christmas!

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Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !

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What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

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A water sprinkler.

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Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

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Banging your best friend's wife every night!

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What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas