What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas

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Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

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What's the best part of twenty eight year old chicks?

There's twenty of them.

What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

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What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

Whats the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only two more sleeps until christmas.