What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

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What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

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Why is Canada the part of the Illuminati?

Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh

Why do white girls always walk around in groups of 3?

Because they can't even!

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What's the best part of split-pea soup?

The cut up peaness.

What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

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What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

Whats the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only two more sleeps until christmas.