What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

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What do flies do at church?

Flyspray

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

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How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

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What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!

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What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

What do you call a religious drug addict?

A crystal methodist.