What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

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What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

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They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

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What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

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Whats the best thing about being a meth addict?

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What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

What do you call a religious drug addict?

A crystal methodist.