What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

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What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

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What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

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Whats the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only two more sleeps until christmas.

What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!

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What do you call a religious drug addict?

A crystal methodist.

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.