What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

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What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

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What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

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What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

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What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

What do you call a religious drug addict?

A crystal methodist.