What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

A gun only has one trigger.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !