What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Vincent van Gogh and Evander Holyfield?

Are you serious? I could give you a mouthful.

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

Why will Church's chicken be losing money?

Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!"

What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.