What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a black guy and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.

What's the difference between the strippers and the circus?

The circus has a cunning array of stunts.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why do gingers love driving Kias?

It's the only way they can own a soul.

What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...