What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle?

Attire...!!

What is the difference between a black man and a couch?

A couch can support a family

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job?

What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses

Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why did batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

Why do Irishmen hate Kia?

Because gingers don't have Souls.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole