Why did batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

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Why did batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

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What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

What's a Christian's least favorite typeface?

A: Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.

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Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

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What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

Why is hay so unreliable?

It keeps baleing