What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

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What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

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Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.

Why is Grace never thirsty?

Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).

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What do you call a walking talking rat?

Keemstar

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

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What is Batman's favourite hair product?

Conditioner Gordon.

What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

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What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

What do you get when The Dark Knight meets Edgar Allan Poe?

x-post from r/funny) Poetic Justice(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblrme6ovqdnAp1rzkyaxo1500.png)

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What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

What were people doing during the last ice age?

Chillin.