What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

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What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter?

A gambler might lose.

What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

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What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

Why don't you have kids?

points to dead cactus*

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How, you ask?

I walked into an autopsy. It was stiff.

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

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What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin

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What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

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What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

What were people doing during the last ice age?

Chillin.