What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

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Who wins between a black guy and a fencing champion?

Black guy, because nword is mightier than sword.

What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

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Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

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Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

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What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises