What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

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Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What is long and hard for a black guy?

Third grade

What's the difference between a black guy and a canoe?

Canoes tip.

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Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

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What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

Dark Knight Jokes More Dark Knight Jokes

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

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What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.