What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

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What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

What do you say to a black guy selling drugs?

What did you think it would be, you racist?

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

What's the hard part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message

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Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

What do you get when The Dark Knight meets Edgar Allan Poe?

x-post from r/funny) Poetic Justice(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblrme6ovqdnAp1rzkyaxo1500.png)

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What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.