What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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How do you describe Catwoman in one word?

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What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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The Dark Knight Rises