What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

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What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

A: You make my temperature rise.

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Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.