What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

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What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!