What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

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What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

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What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.