Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

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How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

How many bees do you need in a bee choir ?

A humdred !

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Why did balloon prices keep rising?

Because they had to adjust for inflation.

What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

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What's the name of the richest man in China?

Cha Ching

What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

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How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

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Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.