Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

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Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

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What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

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What do they call Peter Pan in China?

Peter Wok

Who was the last President of China?

Yes he was.

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What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

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Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything