How many bees do you need in a bee choir ?

A humdred !

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What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

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I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

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When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

What do you call a bee that never dies?

A zomBEE!