When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

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Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?

They couldn't they were adders !

What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

Ark Jokes More Ark Jokes

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

Hive Jokes More Hive Jokes

Why did the bees build the hive?

It's in their beehavior.

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.