When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

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What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do you call an uncertain insect today?

A May bee.

Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

Where did Noah keep the Bees?

In the Ark-Hives.

Ark Jokes More Ark Jokes

What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark

Hive Jokes More Hive Jokes

How does the queen bee get around the hive?

She's throne.

Why did the bees build the hive?

It's in their beehavior.