Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?

They couldn't they were adders !

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What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver !

Which snake is the best at counting Nigerians?

A Black Adder

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Why can't white Tumb1r girls divide or multiply by two?

Because they can't even

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

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Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark

Why was Noah such a compelling character?

He had a good ark.

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What kind of snake is good at math?

A: An adder.

What snakes are good at sums ?

Adders !