Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?

They couldn't they were adders !

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Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

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What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

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What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

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Why did the viper viper nose ?

Because the adder adder hankerchief !

What kind of snake is good at math?

A: An adder.