Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

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What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !

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What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

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Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark

What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

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Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !