Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

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What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

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Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

What do reddit fans and Apple fans have in common?

They both like seeing the same thing a year later.

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Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

Why was Noah such a compelling character?

He had a good ark.

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Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !