Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

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What do you call it when worms take over the world?

Global Worming.

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A: A pair of Re-bachs.

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Why didn't Noah go fishing?

A: He only had two worms!

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

Noah Ark Jokes More Noah Ark Jokes

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !