Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

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What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.

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How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

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Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark

Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

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Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !