What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

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When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

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How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

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How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

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When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

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Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!