What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

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How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog:

What time do monkeys poop?

Tree turdy.

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Where do they send trickster tuna when they catch them?

A Tuna Chi-Cannery

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

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What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

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Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

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What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

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What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!