What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

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What time does Sean Connery attend the Wimbeldon?

tenish.

What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

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A Zikachu

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They were both caught with hands in their drawers.

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What does a worm do in a cornfield?

It goes in one ear and out the other

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

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One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

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What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

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What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !