What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?

A: Public access.

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a neolithic taking a walk?

A meanderthal

What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's a good gift for someone who has everything?

Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.

Why should they have hosted the World Cup in a different country this year?

because a brazillian things could go wrong

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

because it was being driven by a woman

How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

Floor Tile Jokes More Floor Tile Jokes

Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.