If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.
Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.
Because umbrellas cant walk.
Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.
Because every time they do all they do is crap
When their time is up.
I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.
They can both live off a dead bear for years.
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
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Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!
