What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

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Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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Because they got homo e-rekt-us.

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Vegetta balls

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They both like girls

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20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

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A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

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When there is no "L" ("Noel")

What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

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Anything you want as he can't hear you !

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Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

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How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

How can you tell if you're racist?

You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.

Hippie Favorite Animal Jokes More Hippie Favorite Animal Jokes

What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.