What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

What do you call a man who inherits a dairy?

A Dairy Heir.

0 Jokes More 0 Jokes

Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

When did 888 equal zero????

When Eight ate eight

Absolute Jokes More Absolute Jokes

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

K Jokes More K Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.