What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony

What do you call a man that states the obvious?

A man that states the obvious

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What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

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What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

What do you call a violent Buddhist?

A Zero.

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

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Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

How many scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what interns are for.

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What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus?

Bond: my PPK Money Penny: 'K

What do you call a group of racist mathematicians?

The K