What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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Why can't the man take his job seriously?

Because he's a clown! Buh bum tis

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

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What's the difference between a chick pea and potato?

I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

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Only a Sith deals in absolutes

What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

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How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

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What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

What did a confused Mexican alphabet say?

K