What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

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Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch?

Because not even Nightbot is watching you.

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt."

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Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

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I'm the one, you zero!

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Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

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Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

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Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

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What did a confused Mexican alphabet say?

K

What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.