What'd the scientist say to the man who...

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

0 Jokes More 0 Jokes

How long is a 0 or 1?

Just a little bit.

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

Absolute Jokes More Absolute Jokes

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!

K Jokes More K Jokes

What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus?

Bond: my PPK Money Penny: 'K

What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.