Absolute Jokes

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican?

Obi Juan Kenobi.

Sith Jokes More Sith Jokes

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an orange?

One of them doesn't.

What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

Subject Jokes More Subject Jokes

What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

Volume Jokes More Volume Jokes

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z?

PI Z Z A

0k. Jokes More 0k. Jokes

What's cooler than being cool?

Being 0K.

What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who?

Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

How do you know when you have a high sperm count?

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!