What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

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How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

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Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

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Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

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