What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

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How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

University Jokes More University Jokes

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

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Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.