How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.

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What do you call a wizard who loves being on busy trams?

Harry Frotteur

What do you call a wizard with a good outlook on life?

An Opti-Mystic.

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What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

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Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"