How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.

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Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him ?

Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible

Why is Bill Cosby like the The Wizard of Oz?

Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs

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What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

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What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!