How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.

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Where do witches and wizards shop?

Voldemart.

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

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How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

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Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.