Where do witches and wizards shop?

Voldemart.

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How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

What do you call a witch that goes to the beach?

Sandwich(sandwitch) -my nephew

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Why is Bill Cosby like the The Wizard of Oz?

Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.