Where do witches and wizards shop?

Voldemart.

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What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

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When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore