Where do witches and wizards shop?

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Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

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Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.