Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

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A tachyon walks into a bar.

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Good morning ladies.

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He was in a deep depression.

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I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

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She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

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How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.