Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

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Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"

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He was glad he ate her.

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Don't bite any witches !

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What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.