Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

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It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

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Audi

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They produce a lot of endworfins.

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You belong.

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From the ideal gnome exhibition !

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It is an airport.

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Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table