Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

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Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.

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How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their Cache

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Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

Who went into a witche's den and came out alive ?

The witch !

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Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !

Snooker Table Jokes More Snooker Table Jokes

How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table