Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

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I pity the full!

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Because she thought everybody loved her.

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Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

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How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.