What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

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How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

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Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

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What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."