What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.

How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro?

because the owner will tell you

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Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

Why do liberal courts don't work?

Because they don't like to judge anyone.