What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.