What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

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Why did the elevator take antidepressants?

It was feeling down

How do windmills feel about renewable energy?

They're pretty big fans

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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

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What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

Why did the judge throw out Bram Stoker's lawsuit?

His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence