It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
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And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?
A Shatbook.
To remind them why there's no money in it
Topical meme."
You get the picture.
I've been framed.
Because it was framed
Tenplates
Photosynthesis!
It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.
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Because the pictures were way to shaky......
A MUGshot.
Independent
2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.
because the owner will tell you
It was framed.
nophiltrum
Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.
JPEG
Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.
Because the tower is an Eiffel.
The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".
Make sure you get my Gouda side!
Cell shading.
Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*
Q. They think their picture is being taken.
A Cellfie
Shellfies
but "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking
a Snapping Turtle
Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."
Because I have pictures of you with a goat "
It defies logic
Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*
Because attachments are forbidden.
He was in charge of refresh mints.
I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*
A: A camera that takes pictures of itself.
With his North Pole-aroid.
Because he was a Tidal exclusive.
A: There aren't any pictures.
A: So she could use it as a mirror.
I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip
They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.
Bad cam'ra
Cameron film are needed to take pictures !
A: By witchful thinking.
A: Easel-y.
Shellfies!
A shell-fie
All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip
Just kidding, I ran over it.
Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country
sELFie
Didn't you know you were taking the picture
A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.
The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.
Frodo-genic
Shelfies.
if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.
The expression on their faces when they got nailed.
i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!
Do I have to ask them to resend the authentication email, update my address or do I have to go to my local white privilege depot to request the trial edition of white privilege before I get the real thing?
When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up
Moooooooo*rdor.
Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.
The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?
That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
Because the sea weed. ha.
new gloves for the cold days
Just kidding he did
Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones
Let's be avenue.'
Dead people had lives.
Attire.
