Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat "

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What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme."

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

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What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)

How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes?

Very satisfying.

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Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.