Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat "

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Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......

Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

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What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!"

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun