Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat "

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Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

What does cheese say when you take its picture?

Make sure you get my Gouda side!

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

What do you call a goat on a small mountain?

A hillbilly

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.