Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat "

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What do you call a picture of an electric piano?

Photosynthesis!

How does Santa Claus take pictures?

With his North Pole-aroid.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What did the turkey say to the goat?

The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.

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What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.