Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

Babysitter Jokes More Babysitter Jokes

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

They have to find babysitters for their wives.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat "

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

Fiddle Jokes More Fiddle Jokes

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.

Violinist Jokes More Violinist Jokes

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.