Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

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Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

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Bye, son."

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Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

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They have to find babysitters for their wives.

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How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

Why was the violin coach arrested ?

He was fiddling with the kids. *

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What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?

A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.