Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

Babysitter Jokes More Babysitter Jokes

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

Fiddle Jokes More Fiddle Jokes

Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.

Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

Violinist Jokes More Violinist Jokes

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.