Violinist Jokes

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

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What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?

A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.