How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

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How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

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Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

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What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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Why couldn't they show the orchestra concert on TV?

There was too much sax and violins.

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

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What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

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Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.