How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

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How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

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How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

Why was the violin coach arrested ?

He was fiddling with the kids. *

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What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

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Because he might fiddle with your kids.