How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

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If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

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What do you call a ruckus in a string orchestra?

Violins

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

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He fiddled up a little kid.

Why was the violin coach arrested ?

He was fiddling with the kids. *

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Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.