Why does time go by so fast in Italy?

Because every time you turn around you see a dago by.

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I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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What is the poor part of Italy called?

The spaghetto

What are the rough parts of Italy called?

The spaghetto.

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What does an Italian sound like walking through the rain?

Dago wop wop wop

Why does time go by so fast in Italy?

Because every time you turn around you see a dago by.