Why does time go by so fast in Italy?

Because every time you turn around you see a dago by.

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.

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Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

What do you call a Jamaican in Italy?

A pastafarian.

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Why does time go by so fast in Italy?

Because every time you turn around you see a dago by.

How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop