Why does time go by so fast in Italy?

Because every time you turn around you see a dago by.

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What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

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What's the best selling soft drink in Italy?

Dr. Pepe

What are the rough parts of Italy called?

The spaghetto.

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Why does time go by so fast in Italy?

Because every time you turn around you see a dago by.

How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop