Why does time go by so fast in Italy?

Because every time you turn around you see a dago by.

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What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

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What do you call a sketchy place in Italy?

The "spaghetto"

Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

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What does an Italian sound like walking through the rain?

Dago wop wop wop

How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop