What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

What do you tell your wife with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

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What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

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What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

doesn't matter... must not look down..

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

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Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.