What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

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What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*"

What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

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How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

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Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

because he is a Norsissist.

What does a Redditor do at prom?

He looks for the punchline

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What goes "krab krab krab"?

A: A dog barking in a mirror.

Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.