What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

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How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

They have to find babysitters for their wives.

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What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

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What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied